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Crazy Quotations from Famous People - 103
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Michel de Montaigne
The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.
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Benjamin Franklin
When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic. Sell not liberty to purchase power.
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Gelett Burgess
The use of force alone is but temporary. It may subdue for a moment but it does not remove the necessity of subduing again and a nation is not governed, which is perpetually to be conquered.
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Major General Sir William Napier, Peninsular War [1810]
Honorable retreats are no ways inferior to brave charges, as having less fortune, more of discipline, and as much valor.
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Chinese Proverb
Do not employ handsome servants.
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Albert Einstein
The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. The trite subjects of human efforts, possessions, outward success, luxury have always seemed to me contemptible.
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Katherine Patterson, Jacob Have I Loved
To fear is one thing. To let fear grab you by the tail and swing you around is another.
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Caskie Stinnett
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Eric Hoffer
Whenever you trace the origin of a skill or practices which played a crucial role in the ascent of man, we usually reach the realm of play.
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Jerry Coleman
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
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Jonathan Swift
The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
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James Thurber
All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.
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