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Clever Quotations from Famous People - 68
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while we believe with discrimination, then we believe nothing whatever, and then we believe everything again - and, moreover, give reasons why we believe.
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Charles Peguy
He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself the accomplice of liars and forgers.
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Gravestone from the 1800\'s
Remember friends as you pass by, As you are now so once was I. As low as I you once must be, Prepare yourself and follow me.
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W. C. Fields
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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John Calhoun
The interval between the decay of the old and the formation and establishment of the new constitutes a period of transition which must always necessarily be one of uncertainty, confusion, error, and wild and fierce fanaticism.
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Hugh Downs
A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.
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A Chinese Child
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
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Bette Davis, The Lonely Life, 1962
I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless.
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Martin Luther
Be a sinner and sin mightily, but more mightily believe and rejoice in Christ.
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William Congreve
All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind.
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Richard Jordan
The law demands good works and uses its terror--rejection, shame, fear of punishment, unanswered prayer, personal tragedy, etc.--as motivation. Here performance is a necessity to secure the blessings and avoid the curses. Grace, on the other hand, allows us to serve on a different basis--not from fear but on the basis of love and gratitude, from appreciation and gladness for blessings freely given and freely received.
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Charlotte Cushman
To try to be better is to be better.
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