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Amusing Quotations from Famous People - 67
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Theodore Roosevelt
Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.
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J.B.S. Haldane, "On Being the Right Size" in the (1928) book "Possible Worlds"
My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we *can* suppose.
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Anonymous British civil servant, "Take Her Deep" by I.J. Galatin, Cdr., US Navy, ret.
The ingenuity of the device blinds us to its utter uselessness.
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Peter Ustinov
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
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Jack Anderson
The incestuous relationship between government and big business thrives in the dark.
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Aristotle
We are what we repeatedly do.
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Samuel Johnson
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.
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Jane Addams
Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men.
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Adam Clayton Jr. Powell
A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.
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Holly Lisle, Fire In The Mist, 1992
I would rather be right and die than be wrong and kill.
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Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco
Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
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Elbert Hubbard
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
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