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Funny Quotations from Famous People - 101
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Robert A. Humphrey
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
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Henry David Thoreau
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can let alone.
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George Whelton
The resounding echo of the mortal coil, echoes in the ears of those who are unprepared for it. To some, it sounds like a symphony - to others, a death toll.
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George T. Hewitt
The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love do not require coupons.
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Homer
He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle about his knees when he has come back from battle and the dread fray.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.
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William James
The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated.
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Crow, The
Eric Draven It can't rain all the time.
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Nelson Mandela
I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.
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T. S. Elliot
You can evade life, but you can not evade Death.
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William James
The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.
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Saint Teresa of Avila
For prayer is nothing else than being on terms of friendship with God.
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