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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Random Quotations - 182

Max Eastman

The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.


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Sydney Smith

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their graves obscure men whose timidity prevented them from making a first effort.


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A Course In Miracles

Forgiveness is the key to happiness.


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William Penn

Believe nothing against another but on good authority and never report what may hurt another, unless it be a greater hurt to some other to conceal it.


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Robert Fulghum

Sticks and stones will break our bones, but words will break our hearts...


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Oscar Levant

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.


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Jane Wagner

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.


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Bill Vaughan

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.


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B. J. Gupta

High living and high thinking are poles apart.


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Albert Schweitzer

the tragedy of life is not that we die, but is rather, what dies inside a man while he lives.


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Benjamin Disraeli

Ignorance never settles a question.


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B. J. Gupta

Hard work doesn't guarantee success, but improves its chances.



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