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Walt Whitman
Do I contradict myself Very well then I contradict myself,
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Whenever I hear people talking about 'liberal ideas,' I am always astounded that men should love to fool themselves with empty sounds. An idea should never be liberal it must be vigorous, positive, and without loose ends so that it may fulfill its divine mission and be productive. The proper place for liberality is in the realm of the emotions.
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Bernadette Peters
You've got to be original, because if you're like someone else, what do they need you for
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
Find expression for a sorrow, and it will become dear to you. Find expression for a joy, and you will intensify its ectasy.
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Bertrand Russell
The wise man thinks about his troubles only when there is some purpose in doing so; at other times he thinks about others things.
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Samuel Butler
If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we shall ere long be surprised to find how little remains that we cannot do.
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Constance Naden
He who, having lost one ideal, refuses to give his heart and soul to another and nobler, is like a man who declines to build a house on rock because the wind and rain ruined his house on the sand.
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Sylvia Plath, The Journals of Sylvia Plath
Everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it and the imagination to improvise.
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Charles Dickens
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times it ws the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair we had everything before us, we had nothing before us we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going the other way.
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Confucius
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
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James Arthur Baldwin
The price we pay when pursuing any art or calling, is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
What would be the use of immortality to a person who cannot use well a half an hour.
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