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Humorous Random Short Quotations - 5
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John Andrew Holmes
It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
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William Makepeace Thackeray
Bravery never goes out of fashion.
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George Santayana
Friendship is almost always the union of a part of one mind with a part of another people are friends in spots.
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Eldridge Cleaver
What we're saying today is that you're either part of the solution or you're part of the problem.
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Noel Coward
Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.
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Horace
Mix a little foolishness with your prudence It's good to be silly at the right moment.
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Jewish Proverb
A half-truth is a whole lie.
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Robert Louis Stephenson
To be truly happy is a question of how we begin and not of how we end, of what we want and not of what we have.
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Benjamin Franklin
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
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Mother Theresa
Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family.
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Vulgate
Behold the man. (Ecce Homo)
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William Shakespeare
The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
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