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Adelle Davis
We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.
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Kareem Abdul-Jabar
The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I was about five feet eight inches tall. I put the ball up and felt totally at ease with the shot. I was completely confident it would go in and I've been shooting it ever since.
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George Mikes
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
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Jean Paul Friedrich Richter
The guardian angels of life sometimes fly so high as to be beyond our sight, but they are always looking down upon us.
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Miyamoto Musashi, The Book of Five Rings
It may seem difficult at first, but everything is difficult at first.
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Thomas Pickering
In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
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Ancient Proverb
Good habits result from resisting temptation.
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William Wordsworth
Wisdom is ofttimes nearer when we stoop Than when we soar.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
To know someone here or there with whom you can feel there is understanding in spite of distances or thoughts expressed
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R. D. Hitchcock
Wealth is not of necessity a curse, nor poverty a blessing. Wholesome and easy abundance is better than either extreme; better for our manhood that we have enough for daily comfort; enough for culture, for hospitality, for charity. More than this may or may not be a blessing. Certainly it can be a blessing only by being accepted as a trust.
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Oliver L. North
I came here to tell you the truth, the good, the bad and the ugly.
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Izaak Walton
So long as thou are ignorant be not ashamed to learn. Ignorance is the greatest of all infirmities, and when justified, the chiefest of all follies.
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