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Ralph Waldo Emerson
I see her not dispirited, not weak, but well, remembering that she has seen dark times before, indeed with a kind of instinct that she sees a little better in a cloudy day.
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Brian Lindsay
Becoming a star may not be your destiny, but being the best you can be is a goal that you can set for yourself.
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William Shakespeare
To climb steep hills requires slow pace at first.
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Kathy Seligman
You can't hit a home run unless you step up to the plate. You can't catch a fish unless you put your line in the water. You can't reach your goals if you don't try.
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David H. Lawrence
For man, as for flower and beast and bird, the supreme triumph is to be most vividly, most perfectly alive.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Never complain and never explain.
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Sir Wilfred Grenfell
Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwhile.
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Homer, The Odyssey
We are quick to flare up, we races of men on the earth.
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Thomas Alva Edison
Great ideas originate in the muscles.
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Bible
Do to others what you would have them do to you.
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Anna Jameson
All my experience of the world teaches me that in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred, the safe and just side of a question is the generous and merciful side.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
The man who sees both sides of a question is a man who sees absolutely nothing.
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