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Warren Buffett
It’s only when the tide goes out that you discover who’s been swimming naked.
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Georges Bataille
Literature ... is the rediscovery of childhood.
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Lao Tzu
To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
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Learned Hand
Life is made up of constant calls to action, and we seldom have time for more than hastily contrived answers.
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Unknown
The best way to sell yourself to others is first to sell the others to yourself. Check yourself against this list of obstacles to a pleasing personality interrupting others sarcasm vanity being a poor listener insincere flattery finding fault challenging others without good cause giving unsolicited advice complaining attitude of superiority envy of others' success poor posture and dress.
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Louise Beal
Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.
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G. W. F. Hegel
Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion.
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Jerry Frankhauser
Affirmations are like prescriptions for certain aspects of yourself you want to change.
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Peter van der Linden
When solving a panic you must first ask yourself what you were doing that could possibly frighten an operating system.
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Han Suyin, "A Many Splendored Thing"
There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness.
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La Rochefoucauld
We do not regret the loss of our friends by reasons of their merit, but because of our needs and for the good opinion that we believed them to have held of us.
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Maya Angelou
Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
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