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Amusing Random Short Quotations - 37
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Athenus
Treat the other man's faith gently it is all he has to believe with.
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Stephen Butler Leacock
Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour.
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Tom Wilson, from comic strip "Ziggy"
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
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Margot Asquith
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
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Rita Mae Brown
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
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Bertrand Russell
Every living thing is a sort of imperialist, seeking to transform as much as possible of its environment into itself.
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John Skelton, Replication Against Certain Young Scholars
I say, thou mad March hare.
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Edward Noyes Westcott
A reasonable amount o' fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog, mebbe.
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Homer
Of men who have a sense of honor, more come through alive than are slain, but from those who flee comes neither glory nor any help.
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Ronald Reagan
If we don't want to see the map of Central America covered in a sea of red, eventually lapping at our own borders, we must act now.
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Jacques Martin Barzun
Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball.
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Clarence Jordan
It is not enough to limit your love to your own nation, to your own group. You must respond with love even to those outside of it. . . . This concept enables people to live together not as nations, but as the human race.
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