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Edmund Burke
Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
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Benjamin Johnson
Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine Or leave a kiss but in the cup, And I'll not look for wine.
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Anon.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
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Theodore Ruskin
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it. I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
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Woody Allen
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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William Jefferson Clinton
I have news for the forces of greed and the defenders of the status quo your time has come -- and gone. It's time for change in America.
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Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu
He who knows others is wise; He who know himself is enlightened.
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Jennifer Louden
I define comfort as self-acceptance. When we finally learn that self-care begins and ends with ourselves, we no longer demand sustenance and happiness from others.
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Jane Austen, Mansfield Park
I pay very little regard...to what any young person says on the subject of marriage. If they profess a disinclination for it, I only set it down that they have not yet seen the right person.
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Terence
There is a demand in these days for men who can make wrong appear right.
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