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Gaius Petronius
One good turn deserves another.
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Cory Doctorow, Eastern Standard Tribe, 2004
Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
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Will Rogers
There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators.
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W. Somerset Maugham
Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind.
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Francis Bacon
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
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Gene Hackman
Nothing counts so much as family, the rest are just strangers. (as Nicholas Earpp in Wyatt Earp, 1994)
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.
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Dumb & Dumber
Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together
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Diogenes the Cynic
Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.
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Thomas Fuller
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
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Buddha
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
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Jose Ortega y Gasset
The most radical division that it is possible to make of humanity is that which splits it into two classes of creatures Those who make great demands on themselves, piling up difficulties and duties and those who demand nothing special of themselves, bu
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