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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
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Saint Francis de Sales
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering you own imperfections but instantly set about remedying them - every day begin the task anew.
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Roger Allen
In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.
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Sydney J. Harris
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
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Sigmund Freud
America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
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Marcelene Cox
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
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Alfred Hitchcock
In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
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Muriel Spark
All my pupils are the crme de la crme. Give me a girl of an impressionable age, and she is mine for life.
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Ovid
Time the devourer of all things.
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Marcus Aurelius
Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
A great mind becomes a great fortune.
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Edward R. Murrow
Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences. No one can eliminate prejudices - just recognize them.
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