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Jonathan Swift
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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Henry David Thoreau
In solitude especialy do we begin to appreciate the advantage of living with someone who can think.
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Truman Capote
The true beloveds of this world are in their lover's eyes lilacs opening, ship lights, school bells, a landscape, remembered conversations, friends, a child's Sunday, lost voices, one's favorite suit, autumn and all seasons, memory, yes, it being the earth and water of existence, memory.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other. But here's the point I'm trying to make Corn on the cob is good, isn't it.
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Donnie Brasco
Lefty Wise guy dont carry wallets, they carry their money in a roll....beaner on the outs
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Plato
Wealth is the parent of luxury and indolence, and poverty of meanness and viciousness, and both of discontent.
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Rod Steiger
The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame.
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Kingman Brewster, Jr.
Judgment is more than skill. It sets forth on intellectual seas beyond the shores of hard indisputable factual information.
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Bill Watterson
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous - Calvin
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Jerome K. Jerome
I like work it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
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Albert Einstein
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
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