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Humorous Random Short Quotations - 15
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Francis Bacon
We cannot command nature except by obeying her.
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Henry Graham Greene
He Harris felt the loyalty we all feel to unhappiness -- the sense that that is where we really belong.
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Karl Barth
Conscience is the perfect interpreter of life.
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Cicero
The people's good is the highest law.
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Edward Gibbon
The various modes of worship, which prevailed in the Roman world, were all considered by the people as equally true by the philosopher, as equally false and by the magistrate, as equally useful.
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M. C. Escher
I can't keep from fooling around with our irrefutable certainties. It is, for example, a pleasure knowingly to mix up two and three dimensionalities, flat and spatial, and to make fun of gravity.
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Ayn Rand
I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction.
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Jerry Stahl
If you're here for four more years or four more weeks, you're here right now. I think when you're somewhere, you ought to be there. It's not about how long you stay in a place, it's about what you do while you're there, and when you go, is that place any better for your having been there
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Marabeth Madsen
Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness.
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Charles Dickens
Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort.
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George Bernard Shaw
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
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French Proverb
With enough 'ifs' we could put Paris in a bottle.
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