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No poet sings because he must sing. At least no great poet does. A great poet sings because he chooses to sing.
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Seneca
Fire is the test of gold adversity, of strong men.
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Lois McMaster Bujold, A Civil Campaign, 1999
Adversity does teach who your real friends are.
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Horace Bushnell
It is not necessary for all men to be great in action. The greatest and sublimest power is simple patience.
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George Smith Patton, Jr.
Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhiliration of victory.
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Sigmund Freud
Innately, children seem to have little true realistic anxiety. They will run along the brink of water, climb on the window sill, play with sharp objects and with fire, in short, do everything that is bound to damage them and to worry those in charge of them, that is wholly the result of education; for they cannot be allowed to make the instructive experiences themselves.
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Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apollo 11 anniversary celebration
My fellow astronauts...
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Abraham Lincoln, On Marriage
No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of Kittens.
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Russell Baker
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
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Michel de Montaigne
He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak.
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Whitney Moore Young
Our ability to create has outreached our ability to use wisely the products of our invention.
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Mike Ditka
Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal.
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