Margot Fonteyn

If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?

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J. R. R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.

Advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise.

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William Cobbett

Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your misfortunes if you have not time properly to attend to pecuniary monetary matters. Want of attention to these matters has impeded the progress of science and of genius itself.

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Oscar Wilde

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.

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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.

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CaddyShack

Al Czervik Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

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Cato the Elder

I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.

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William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice, Act II Scene 6

But love is blind and lovers cannot see The pretty follies that themselves commit; For if they could, Cupid himself would blush To see me thus transformed to a boy.

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Ralph Carl Eichelberger

Sure, you're entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong you are.

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Ani DiFranco

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

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Saint Augustine

Let those who think I have said too little and those who think I have said too much, forgive me and let those who think I have said just enough thank God with me.

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