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William Ralph Inge
What is originality Undetected plagiarism.
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Agathon
Even God cannot change the past.
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Nora Roberts
Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice.
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George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
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Edward R. Murrow
When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.
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Shelley
Chastity is a monkish and evangelical superstition, a greater foe to natural temperance even than unintellectual sensuality; it strikes at the root of all domestic happiness, and consigns more than half of the human race to misery.
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Eric Sevareid
Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.
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Burt Bacharach
A small town is a place where there is no place to go where you shouldn't.
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Bill Bowerman
The greatest improvement is made by the man who works most intelligently.
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Mother Theresa
Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
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Albert Einstein, quoted in New York Times, March 13, 1940
Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly.
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Oscar Levant
So little time and so little to do.
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