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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Random Quotations - 128

Malcolm X

Power never takes a back step - only in the face of more power.


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Dorothea Brande

Act as if it were impossible to fail.


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Henry David Thoreau

I have lived some thirty years on this planet and I have yet to hear the first syllable of valuable or even earnest advice from my seniors.


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Hanna Gray, current president of the University of Chicago

Knowledge is expensive.


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Andrew Schneider

If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a Rembrandt, what would you save The cat...you would save the cat, because the cat is alive. The art is dead. It's just paint on a canvas, ink on a page. To live for art is to deny life. It's just to destroy life.


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William Shakespeare

He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him; if stronger, spare thyself.


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Cornelius Stam

Through His redemptive work we are 'justified from all things' (Acts '1338


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Edith Sitwell

Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd.


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Albert Camus

In the depth of winter, I learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.


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Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Truth is the only safe ground to stand upon.


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George Bernard Shaw

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.


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Ronald Reagan

Where would this country be without this great land of ours?



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