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Voltaire
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
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Napolean Hill
When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal.
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Jonathan Swift
May you live every day of your life.
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George Bernard Shaw
As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
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Baltasar Gracian
The sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
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Walter Pater, 1873
What we have to do is to be forever curiously testing new opinions and courting new impressions.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
There are always survivors at a massacre. Among the victors, if nowhere else.
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Aristotle, Rhetoric
A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.
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Jewish Proverb
Your friend has a friend don't tell him.
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Anthony D\'Angelo
Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart.
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Mark Twain
We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of the human race: he brought death into the world.
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George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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