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Bible, Luke 6:21
Blessed are you who hunger now, for you will be satisfied. Blessed are you who weep now, for you will laugh.
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Taylor
Conscience in most men, is but the anticipation of the opinions of others.
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Robert Frost
Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat.
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Vaclav Havel
Human beings are compelled to live within a lie, but they can be compelled to do so only because they are in fact capable of living in this way. Therefore not only does the system alienate humanity, but at the same time alienated humanity supports this system as its own involuntary masterplan, as a degenerate image of its own degeneration, as a record of people's own failure as individuals.
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Phillip Stanhope
Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well.
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Christopher Morley
Life is a foreign language all men mispronounce it.
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Aristotle
To give a satisfactory decision as to the truth it is necessary to be rather an arbitrator than a party to the dispute.
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James Broughton
The only limits are, as always, those of vision.
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Will Rogers
There ought to be one day - just one - where there is open season on senators.
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Fred Allen
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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Leo Tolstoy
What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness.
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Democritus
Tis hard to fight with anger, but the prudent man keeps it under control.
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