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Silly Random Quotations - 152
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John Adams
Had I been chosen President again, I am certain I could not have lived another year.
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Demosthenes
The man who has received a benefit ought always to remember it, but he who has granted it ought to forget the fact at once.
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Ricard
It is in learning music that many youthful hearts learn to love.
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Manley E. Rogers
Robert E Lee didn't make it the first time and Jefferson Davis took the vacancy. Pershing didn't make it for two years, MacArthur couldn't get in the first year and Eisenhower took an extra year of high school to get in. Patton took three years to get in and five to get out.
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Frederick the Great
Diplomacy without arms is like music without instruments.
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Theodore Isaac Rubin
There are two ways to slide easily through life to believe everything or to doubt everything both ways save us from thinking.
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Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Mark Twain, The Diaries of Adam and Eve
How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
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Paul Theroux
Extensive traveling induces a feeling of encapsulation, and travel, so broadening at first, contracts the mind.
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Bhagavad Gita
For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead Therefore over the inevitable Thou shouldst not grieve.
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Winston Churchhill
If you are not a liberal at twenty, you have no heart. If you are not a conservative at forty, you have no brain.
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Thornton
Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.
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