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R. Buckminster Fuller, Operating Manual for Spaceship Earth, 1963
Of course, our failures are a consequence of many factors, but possibly one of the most important is the fact that society operates on the theory that specialization is the key to success, not realizing that specialization precludes comprehensive thinking.
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Martin Luther
No man ought to lay a cross upon himself, or to adopt tribulation, as is done in popedom but if a cross or tribulation come upon him, then let him suffer it patiently, and know that it is good and profitable for him.
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Shelley (Queen Mab)
(Of Jesus): A parish demogogue.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance.
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Bhagavad Gita
Death is as sure for that which is born, as birth is for that which is dead. Therefore grieve not for what is inevitable.
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Mark Twain
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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American Proverb
Opportunity doesn't knock. You knock, opportunity answers.
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Lord Billingsley
How do you know so much about everything was asked of a very wise and intelligent man and the answer was 'By never being afraid or ashamed to ask questions as to anything of which I was ignorant.
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Mark Duffy
In Louisiana we don't bet on football games ... We bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or not.
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Will Rogers
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
Organized crime constitutes nothing less than a guerilla war against society.
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Alfred A. Montapert
Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress.
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