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Funniest Random Quotations - 149
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Socrates
True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
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Martha Beck, O Magazine, February 2003
The power to bring me out of solitude - or to push me back into it - had never belonged to another person. It was mine and only mine.
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Bernard M. Baruch
Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
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Oscar Fischinger
Everything in the world has a spirit which is released by its sound.
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Lord Byron
How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm I thank thee, night for thou has chased away these horrid bodements which, amidst the throng, I could not dissipate and with the blessing of thy benign and quiet influence now will I to my couch, although to rest is almost wronging such a night as this.
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David Letterman
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
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C. H. Cooley
The actual God of many Americans... is simply the current of American life.
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Rabindranath Tagore
In the mountain, stillness surges up to explore its own height In the lake, movement stands still to contemplate its own depth.
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Alexander Hamilton
In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men the great difficulty lies in this You must first enable the government to control the governed, and in the next place, oblige it to control itself.
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Henry Adams
No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous.
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William Shakespeare
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
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Thomas Mann, Death in Venice
For one human being instinctively feels respect and love for another human being so long as he does not know him well enough to judge him; and that he does not, the craving he feels is evidence.
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