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Charles Williams
Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven.
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Sydney Smith
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.
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Mark Twain, Notebooks (1935)
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
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Jacob Bigelow
It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of time have necessarily the relation of cause and effect.
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Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev
It is better to discuss things, to argue and engage in polemics than make perfidious plans of mutual destruction.
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Mark Twain
Man will do many things to get himself loved he will do all things to get himself envied.
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George Santayana
One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.
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Malcolm Forbes
When in doubt, duck.
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Tom Landry
Setting a goal is not the main thing. It is deciding how you will go about achieving it and staying with that plan.
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W. Somerset Maugham
I do not confer praise or blame I accept. I am the measure of all things. I am the centre of the world.
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Mark Twain
Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned. - Notebook, 1898
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Warren Bennis, From an article in a meeting industry magazine.
No leader sets out to become a leader. People set out to live their lives, expressing themselves fully. When that expression is of value, they become leaders. So the point is not to become a leader. The point is to become yourself, to use yourself completely—all your skills, gifts, and energies—in order to make your vision manifest. You must withhold nothing. You must, in sum, become the person you started out to be and enjoy the process of becoming.
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