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Funniest Random Short Quotations - 69
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Oscar Wilde
Genius is born--not paid.
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Washington Irving, American writer and poet
Happiness is reflective, like the light of heaven.
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John Pearson
Like the old motto of a famous Sunday paper, 'All human life was there' in the stately circle of the Mountbatten-Windsors, as the family coped in semipublic with those everlasting elements of human interest-sickness, scandal, family tension and divorce.
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Johann von Goethe
Life is the childhood of our immortality.
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Thomas Jefferson
Is it the Fourth?
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John Andrew Holmes
Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both.
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Phillip Earl Stanhope
Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well.
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Pierre Corneille
He who allows himself to be insulted, deserves to be.
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Henry Adams
A teacher affects eternity he can never tell, where his influence stops.
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William Cooper
God gives to every man virtue, temper, and understanding.
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Hellen Keller
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
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Stephen Covey
Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out.
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