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Dorothy Parker
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
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Will Rogers
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Pythagoras
Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please.
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Publilius Syrus
The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
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Robert Francis Kennedy
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
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Saint Augustine
Where your pleasure is, there is your treasure where your treasure, there your heart where your heart, there your happiness.
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Carolyn Coats
Children have more need of models than of critics.
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Thomas Jefferson
Peace and friendship with all mankind is our wisest policy, and I wish we may be permitted to pursue it.
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Edward R. Murrow
Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.
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Harry Vaughan
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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Flora Whittemore
The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.
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Hazrat Inayat Khan
The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels.
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