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Amusing Random Quotations - 147
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Satchel Paige
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
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William Langland
There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.
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Lenin
A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
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Katharine Hepburn
Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.
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William A. Ward
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Critisize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
A compassionate government keeps faith with the trust of the people and cherishes the future of their children.
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William Gladstone
Justice delayed, is justice denied.
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Edward Hubbell Chaplin
Poetry is the utterance of deep and heartfelt truth. The true poet is very near the oracle.
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R. A. Torrey
I was baptized with the Holy Spirit when I took Him by simple faith in the Word of God.
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J. D. Salinger
Many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You'll learn from them--if you want to. Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry.
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Abraham Lincoln
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them
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Doug Larson
There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 AM. It could be the right number.
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