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Sir Arthur Eddington

For the truth of the conclusions of physical science, observation is the supreme Court of Appeal. It does not follow that every item which we confidently accept as physical knowledge has actually been certified by the Court our confidence is that it would be certified by the Court if it were submitted. But it does follow that every item of physical knowledge is of a form which might be submitted to the Court. It must be such that we can specify (although it may be impracticable to carry out) an observational procedure which would decide whether it is true or not. Clearly a statement cannot be tested by observation unless it is an assertion about the results of observation. Every item of physical knowledge must therefore be an assertion of what has been or would be the result of carrying out a specified observational procedure.


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Unknown

A closed mouth gathers no foot.


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Jules Renard

Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.


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Hazrat Ali Ibn-e-Abi Talib, Nahj-ul-Balagha (Sermons and sayings Compilation)

If you overpower your enemy, then pardon him by way of thankfulness to Allah, for being able to subdue him.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

People only see what they are prepared to see.


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Michel de Montaigne

I care not so much what I am to others as what I am to myself.


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Lucille Ball

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.


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Michael Jordan

You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.


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Joseph Roux

When unhappy, one doubts everything when happy, one doubts nothing.


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Charles Caleb Colton

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.


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Thomas Fuller

Trust thyself only, and another shall not betray thee.


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Jim Rohn

Success is not to be pursued it is to be attracted by the person you become.



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