|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Very Funny Random Quotations - 130
|
Rosalynn Carter
You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through.
= = = = = = = = = =
Anne Besant
Knowledge is essential to conquest only according to our ignorance are we helpless. Thought creates character. Character can dominate conditions. Will creates circumstances and environment.
= = = = = = = = = =
Bhagavad Gita
One who sees inaction in action, and action in inaction, is intelligent among men.
= = = = = = = = = =
Robert Green Ingersoll
In nature there are neither rewards not punishments--there are consequences.
= = = = = = = = = =
James Thurber
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people--that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
= = = = = = = = = =
Abbe Guillaume Raynal
The only difference between a genius and one of common capacity is that the former anticipates and explores what the latter accidentally hits upon; but even the man of genius himself more frequently employs the advantages that chance presents him; it is the lapidary who gives value to the diamond which the peasant has dug up without knowing its value.
= = = = = = = = = =
Edward Bulwer-Lytton
The same refinement which brings us new pleasures, exposes us to new pains.
= = = = = = = = = =
Oscar Wilde, The Canterville Ghost, 1882
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
= = = = = = = = = =
Anna Freud
I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence but it comes from within. It is there all the time.
= = = = = = = = = =
Charles Dickens
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
= = = = = = = = = =
Dorothy Parker
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
= = = = = = = = = =
William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 3 scene 1
O, woe is me, To have seen what I have seen, see what I see!
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
