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Silly Random Quotations - 82
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Thomas Jefferson
Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far.
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Demosthenes
Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
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Lao Tzu
A tree trunk the size of a man grows from a blade as thin as a hair. A tower nine stories high is built from a small heap of earth.
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Sam Levenson
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
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J.B. Priestley
Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
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Dr. Robert Schuller
You can often measure a person by the size of his dream.
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Mahatma Gandhi
The outward freedom that we shall attain will only be in exact proportion to the inward freedom to which we may have grown at a given moment. And if this is a correct view of freedom, our chief energy must be concentrated on achieving reform from within.
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Michael J. Gelb
Life is a continuous exercise in creative problem solving.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, Idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter.
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Sir Walter Scott
Love rules the court, the camp, the grove, And men below, and saints above For love is heaven, and heaven is love.
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Alphonse Marie Louis de Lamartine
Grief knits two hearts in closer bonds than happiness ever can and common sufferings are far stronger links than common joys.
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Lady Bird Johnson
It's odd that you can get so anesthetized by your own pain or your own problem that you don't quite fully share the hell of someone close to you.
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