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Mignon McLaughlin
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
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Diogenes Laertius, Zeno
One ought to seek out virtue for its own sake, without being influenced by fear or hope, or by any external influence. Moreover, that in that does happiness consist.
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Irish Proverb
Praise youth and it will prosper.
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Woody Allen
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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Bible
And the work of righteousness shall be peace and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
A kingdom founded on injustice never lasts.
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Amy Tan
You see what power is - holding someone else's fear in your hand and showing it to them
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Konstantin Ustinovich Chernenko
Those who try to give us advice on matters of human rights do nothing but provoke an ironic smile among us. We will not permit anyone to interfere in our affairs.
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Author Unknown
Nature abhors a vacuum. When a head lacks brains, nature fills it with conceit.
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Roosevelt, Eleanor
One's philosophy is not best expressed in words it is expressed in the choices one makes...and the choices we make are ultimately our responsibility.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
If you will protest courageously, and yet with dignity and Christian love, when the history books are written in future generations, the historians will have to pause and say, There lived a great people-a black people-who injected new meaning and dignity into the veins of civilization.
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John Piper
Missions is not the ultimate goal of the church. Worship is. Missions exists because worship doesn't. Worship is ultimate, not missions, because God is ultimate, not man. When this age is over, and the countless millions of the redeemed fall on their faces before the throne of God, missions will be no more. It is a temporary necessity. But worship abides forever.
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