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J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport
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J. R. R. Tolkien
Still round the corner there may wait, A new road or a secret gate.
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Author Unknown
Friendship is love with understanding.
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Abraham Lincoln
The worst thing you can do for those you love is the things they could and should do themselves.
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Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive great ones.
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George Shultz
The minute you start talking about what you're going to do if you lose, you have lost.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
The American city should be a collection of communities where every member has a right to belong. It should be a place where every man feels safe on his streets and in the house of his friends. It should be a place where each individual's dignity and self-respect is strengthened by the respect and affection of his neighbors. It should be a place where each of us can find the satisfaciton and warmth which comes from being a member of the community of man. This is what man sought at the dawn of civilzation. It is what we seek today.
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Euripides
Whoso neglects learning in his youth, Loses the past and is dead for the future.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one.
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Charlotte Bronte
Men judge us by the success of our efforts. God looks at the efforts themselves.
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Robert Frost
Two roads diverged in a wood and I -- I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
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Mikhail Aleksandrovich Bakunin
The instinct to command others, in its primitive essence, is a carnivorous, altogether bestial and savage instinct. Under the influence of the mental development of man, it takes on a somewhat more ideal form and becomes somewhat ennobled, presenting itself as the instrument of reason and the devoted servant of that abstraction, or political fiction, which is called the public good. But in its essence it remains just as baneful, and it becomes even more so when, with the application of science, it extends its scope and intensifies the power of its action. If there is a devil in history, it is this power principle.
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