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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humorous Random Quotations - 95

I Ching

Instead of solid accomplishments, the man pursues pleasures and self-gratification. He will never achieve anything so long as he is surrounded by dissipating temptations.


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Elizabeth II

It is as queen of Canada that I am here. Queen of Canada and all Canadians, not just one or two ancestral strains.


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John Fitzgerald Kennedy

There are many people in the world who really don't understand-or say they don't-what is the great issue between the free world and the Communist world. ... Let them come to Berlin


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Unknown, Polish Slogan

Never lose hope.


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Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.


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Unknown

Sometimes on the way to our dreams, We get lost and find an even better one


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Irving Berlin

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there.


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George Eliot

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.


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J. R.R. Tolkien, Spoken by Gandalf

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.


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G. K. Chesterton

It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

If man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, though it be in the woods.


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William Shakespeare

I am not bound to please thee with my answers.



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