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William Lloyd Garrison
I am in earnest--I will not equivocate--I will not excuse--I will not retreat a single inch--and I will be heard.
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Harold Laki
No important institution is ever merely what the law makes it. It accumulates about itself traditions, conventions, ways of behaviour, which are not less formidable in their influence.
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Dave Barry
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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Carl Sagan
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.
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Baltasar Gracian
It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward.
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Alan Watts
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge and the dissemination of truth.
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Robert W. Service
A promise made is a debt unpaid.
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Edna Ferber
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.
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Bruce Grocott
I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the Night
Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure.
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Nancy Reagan
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
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