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Mary Kay Ash
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
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Cornelius Tacitus
Keen at the start, but careless at the end.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what They never find him. And you know why they never find him It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid.
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Oscar Wilde
Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.
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Richard T. Ely
We have among us a class of mammon worshippers, whose one test of conservatism or radicalism is the attitude one takes with respect to accumulated wealth. Whatever tends to preserve the wealth of the wealthy is called conservatism, and whatever favors anything else, no matter what is called socialism.
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Dennis Kucinich, 2004 speech to Democratic National Convention
Poverty is a weapon of mass destruction.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
The man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business, and success only a subsequent consideration.
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Goldie Hawn
I must say the biggest lesson you can learn in life, or teach your children, is that life is not castles in the skies, happily ever after. The biggest lesson we have to give our children is truth.
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld
We think very few people sensible, except those who are of our opinion.
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Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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George Santayana, Life of Reason (1905) vol. 1, Introduction
Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
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