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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Edward Young

Procrastination is the thief of time.


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Elizabeth I

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.


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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I can tell you, honest friend, what to believe believe life it teaches better than book or orator.


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Anne Frank, Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl, July 15, 1944

It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.


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Titus Livius

In difficult and desperate cases, the boldest counsels are the safest.


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Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil

Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.


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Sigmund Freud

A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord with them they are legitimately what directs his conduct in the world.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first wealth is health.


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Eugene Kennedy

The real test of friendship is Can you literally do nothing with the other person Can you enjoy together those moments of life that are utterly simple They are the moments people look back on at the end of life and number as their most sacred experiences.


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Mohandas Ghandi

Non-violence does not signify that man must not fight against the enemy, and by enemy is meant the evil which men do, not the human beings themselves.


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Ronald Reagan

You know, it was only a generation ago that actors couldn't be buried in the churchyard.


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Frank A. Clark

A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.



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