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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Random Short Quotations - 21

Charlie Brown

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.


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Michael Bridge

When our eyes see our hands doing the work of our hearts, the circle of Creation is completed inside us, the doors of our souls fly open and love steps forth to heal everything in sight.


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Zig Ziglar

Where you start is not as important as where you finish.


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Sylvia Ashton-Warner

Truth has beauty, power and necessity.


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Corita Kent

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries.


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Sir Winston Churchill

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.


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John Ray

Love thy neighbor, but pull not down thy hedge.


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Charles Anderson Dana

When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.


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Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington, Attributed; when the courtesan Harriette Wilson threatened to publish her memoirs and his

Publish and be damned!


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Elbert Hubbard

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Go often to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path.


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Friedrich Nietzsche

Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.



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