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Funniest Random Quotations - 139
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Walter Elliott
Perseverance is not a long race it is many short races one after another.
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Richard Buckminster Fuller
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
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Ronald Reagan
Some of your countrymen were unable to distinguish between their native dislike for war and the stainless patriotism of those who suffered its scars. But there has been a rethinking and now we can say to you, and say as a nation, thank you for your courage.
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Dorothee Solle
If my hands are fully occupied in holding on to something, I can neither give nor receive.
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Chinese Proverb
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
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Hugo Von Hofmannsthal
To grow mature is to separate more distinctly, to connect more closely.
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Robertson Davies
He was a genius - that is to say, a man who does superlatively and without obvious effort something that most people cannot do by the uttermost exertion of their abilities.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
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Isaac Bashevis Singer
What nature delivers to us is never stale. Because what nature creates has eternity in it.
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Elbert Hubbard
The recipe for perpetual ignorance is be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
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Freya Madeline Stark
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
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