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Amusing Random Short Quotations - 67
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Samuel Johnson
Do not accustom yourself to use big words for little matters.
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Horace
We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.
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Laurence J. Peter
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
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George Stanley McGovern
The trouble was, all people saw on television were a few of my outspoken supporters out front and they came away thinking that was me.
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George Santayana, The Life of Reason, Volume 1, 1905
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
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Unknown
True friendship is seen through the heart not through the eyes.
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Benjamin Franklin
Diligence is the mother of good luck.
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Albert Einstein
Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.
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American Proverb
Kindness is the noblest weapon to conquer with.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson
For I dipped into the future, as far as human eye could see, saw a vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be.
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Jean Toomer
We learn the rope of life by untying its knots.
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Seneca
I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good.
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