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Laertius Diogenes
The question was put to him, what hope is and his answer was, The dream of a waking man.
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Euripides, Hippolytus, 428 B.C.
There is one thing alone that stands the brunt of life throughout its course:
a quiet conscience.
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Charles J. C. Lyall
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
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Homer, The Odyssey
It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go, and to keep one back who is eager. You ought to make welcome the present guest, and send forth the one who wishes to go.
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John F. Kennedy
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
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Jim Rohn
Formal education will make you a living self-education will make you a fortune.
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Ruth Benedict
The purpose of anthropology is to make the world safe for human differences.
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Charles Kingsley
A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.
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Pat Conroy
Once you have traveled, the voyage never ends, but is played out over and over again in the quietest chambers, that the mind can never break off from the journey.
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Lord Tennyson
Self-reverence, self knowledge, self-control. These three alone lead life to sovereign power.
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Ken Jr. Keyes
A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a hostile world. Everyone you meet is your mirror.
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English Proverb
Every path has its puddle.
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