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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Maitri Upanishads

You are what your deep driving desire is As your deep driving desire is, so is your will As your will is so is your deed As your deed is so is your destiny.


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Joan Brannon

He who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints.


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Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Every man has a rainy corner of his life whence comes foul weather which follows him.


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Ludwig van Beethoven

I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in my heart must come out; that is the reason why I compose.


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Antonio Porchia

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.


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Jacob Neusner

Do not let people put you down. Believe in yourself and stand for yourself and trust yourself.


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Jean Giraudoux

Only the mediocre are always at their best.


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John Stuart Mill

Solitude, in the sense of being often alone, is essential to any depth of meditation or of character and solitude in the presence of natural beauty and grandeur, is the cradle of thought and aspirations which are not only good for the individual, but which society could ill do without.


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John Adams, Instructions to his son Johnny in the biography "John Adams" by David McCullough (p. 19)

You will never be alone with a poet in your pocket.


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David Mamet

Free speech is the whole thing, the whole ball game. Free speech is life itself.


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Frank Leahy

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.


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Mort Sahl

We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.



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