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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humorous Random Short Quotations - 85

William Proxmire

Power always has to be kept in check power exercised in secret, especially under the cloak of national security, is doubly dangerous.


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Albert Einstein

What is inconceivable about the universe is that it is at all conceivable.


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Joseph Addison

There is nothing that makes its way more directly to the soul than beauty.


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James R. Angell

The primary purpose of education is not to teach you to earn your bread, but to make every mouthful sweeter.


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George-Louis Leclerc de Buffon

Never think that God's delays are God's denials. Hold on hold fast hold out. Patience is genius.


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Ely Gulbertson

We must conquer war, or war will conquer us.


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George Washington Carver

One of the things that has helped me as much as any other, is not how long I am going to live, but how much I can do while living.


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Juvenal

Refrain from doing ill for one all powerful reason, lest our children should copy our misdeeds we are all to prone to imitate whatever is base and depraved.


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A Bartlett Giamatti

There are many who lust for the simple answers of doctrine or decree. They are on the left and right. They are not confined to a single part of the society. They are terrorists of the mind.


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Unknown

Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.


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Peter McWilliams, Life 101

The simple solution for disappointment depression: Get up and get moving. Physically move. Do. Act. Get going.


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Jean Baptiste Montegut

Music like religion, unconditionally brings in its train all the moral virtues to the heart it enters, even though that heart is not in the least worthy.



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