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William Proxmire
Power always has to be kept in check power exercised in secret, especially under the cloak of national security, is doubly dangerous.
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Albert Einstein
What is inconceivable about the universe is that it is at all conceivable.
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Joseph Addison
There is nothing that makes its way more directly to the soul than beauty.
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James R. Angell
The primary purpose of education is not to teach you to earn your bread, but to make every mouthful sweeter.
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George-Louis Leclerc de Buffon
Never think that God's delays are God's denials. Hold on hold fast hold out. Patience is genius.
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Ely Gulbertson
We must conquer war, or war will conquer us.
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George Washington Carver
One of the things that has helped me as much as any other, is not how long I am going to live, but how much I can do while living.
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Juvenal
Refrain from doing ill for one all powerful reason, lest our children should copy our misdeeds we are all to prone to imitate whatever is base and depraved.
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A Bartlett Giamatti
There are many who lust for the simple answers of doctrine or decree. They are on the left and right. They are not confined to a single part of the society. They are terrorists of the mind.
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Unknown
Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.
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Peter McWilliams, Life 101
The simple solution for disappointment depression: Get up and get moving. Physically move. Do. Act. Get going.
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Jean Baptiste Montegut
Music like religion, unconditionally brings in its train all the moral virtues to the heart it enters, even though that heart is not in the least worthy.
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