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C. S. Lewis, First things First
Pride is a spiritual Cancer: It eats up the very possibilty of love, or contentment, or even common sense.
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Saint Augustine
Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible.
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David Assael
Be open to your dreams, people. Embrace that distant shore. Because our mortal journey is over all too soon.
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Asoka
It is forbidden to decry other sects; the true believer gives honour to whatever in them is worthy of honour.
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George Bernard Shaw
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
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Unknown
I believe in livin' a life less ordinary... Yet extraordinary.
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T.S. Eliot
Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go.
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The London Times
Our lives are like the course of the sun. At the darkest moment there is promise of daylight.
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Zalman Stern
The problem with the cutting edge is that someone has to bleed.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
Certainly in the next 50 years we shall see a woman president, perhaps sooner than you think. A woman can and should be able to do any political job that a man can do.
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Isaac Watts
Do not expect to arrive at certainty in every subject which you pursue. There are a hundred things wherein we mortals. . . must be content with probability, where our best light and reasoning will reach no farther.
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Peter Ustinov
Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as much on armaments as they spend on the children of this world every year
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