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Barnaby C. Keeney
The scramble to get into college is going to be so terrible in the next few years that students are going to put up with almost anything, even an education.
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Leon Trotsky
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
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John Simon
In the beginning was the word. But by the time the second word was added to it, there was trouble. For with it came syntax...
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Pliny the Elder, Natural History
Indeed, what is there that does not appear marvelous when it comes to our knowledge for the first time? How many things, too, are looked upon as quite impossible until they have been actually effected?
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H.R. Haldeman
You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.
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Edward C. Moroney, Jr.
Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.
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Louis Pasteur
Science knows no country, because knowledge belongs to humanity, and is the torch which illuminates the world.
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Sophocles
To revive sorrow is cruel.
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Will Durst
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
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Oprah Winfrey
What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you.
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Benjamin Disraeli
As a general rule the most successful man in life is the man who has the best information.
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Unknown
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
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