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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Jenny Jerome Churchill

We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.


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Oliver Wendell Holmes

To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.


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Lyndon B. Johnson

I believe, with abiding conviction, that this people-nurtured by their deep faith, tutored by their hard lessons, moved by their high aspirations-have the will to meet the trials that these times impose.


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Sophocles

Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud.


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Saint Augustine

If you would attain to what you are not yet, you must always be displeased by what you are. For where you are pleased with yourself there you have remained. Keep adding, keep walking, keep advancing.


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Book of Common Prayer

There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so sure established, which in continuance of time hath not been corrupted.


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Aeschylus

Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny.


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Abraham Lincoln

In this sad world of ours, sorrow comes to all... Perfect relief is not possible, except with time. You cannot now realize that you will ever feel better... And yet this is a mistake. You are sure to be happy again.


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Marguerite de Valois

Science conducts us, step by step, through the whole range of creation, until we arrive, at length, at God.


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Epicurus, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not.


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Heraclitus, On the Universe

You could not step twice into the same river; for other waters are ever flowing on to you.


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Voltaire

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.



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