|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Clever Random Quotations - 108
|
Swingers
Trent You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think
= = = = = = = = = =
John Dryden
Reason to rule but mercy to forgive The first is the law, the last prerogative.
= = = = = = = = = =
Nedra Carroll
If you have a fallback plan, you will fall back.
= = = = = = = = = =
Cicero
In so far as the mind is stronger than the body, so are the ills contracted by the mind more severe than those contracted by the body.
= = = = = = = = = =
Jacob Chanowski
No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sir Philip Sidney
No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue.
= = = = = = = = = =
Robin Green
The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat---I just don't think about it.
= = = = = = = = = =
Miguel de Cervantes
Let every man mind his own business.
= = = = = = = = = =
Dan Barker
Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it cant be taken on its own merits.
= = = = = = = = = =
Real Live Preacher
God, I dont have great faith, but I can be faithful. My belief in you may be seasonal, but my faithfulness will not. I will follow in the way of Christ. I will act as though my life and the lives of others matter. I will love. I have no greater gift to offer than my life. Take it.
= = = = = = = = = =
Dwight D Eisenhower
When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing and as we sat there in the warmth of a summer afternoon on a riverbank we talked about what we wanted to do when we grew up. I told him that I wanted to be a real major-league baseball player, a genuine professional like Honus Wagner. My friend said that he'd like to be President of the United States. Neither of us got our wish.
= = = = = = = = = =
John Quincy Adams
Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
