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Robert Keith Leavitt
People don't ask for facts in making up their minds. They would rather have one good, soul-satisfying emotion than a dozen facts.
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Mark Twain
We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether they was made or just happened.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.
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Georges Jacques Danton, to his executioner
Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
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Chief Seattle
Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons and daughters of the earth. We did not weave the web of life We are merely a strand in it. What we do with the web, we do to ourselves...
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John Barrymore
Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know that you left open.
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Will Rogers
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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Orson Welles
Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.
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Stephen Butler Leacock
Most people tire of a lecture in 10 minutes clever people can do it in 5. Sensible people never go to lectures at all.
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H.L. Mencken
A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.
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Claude M. Bristol
It's the constant and determined effort that breaks down resistance, sweeps away all obstacles.
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Josh Billings
Love looks through a telescope envy, through a microscope.
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