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Peter Minard
Not merely an absence of noise, Real Silence begins when a reasonable being withdraws from the noise in order to find peace and order in his inner sanctuary.
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John Ruskin
You will find that the mere resolve not to be useless, and the honest desire to help other people, will, in the quickest and delicatest ways, improve yourself.
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Michel de Montaigne
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.
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American Proverb
Hope is the nurse of misery.
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Richard Feynman
I was born not knowing and have only had a little time to change that here and there.
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Bill Nye
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
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Roger Zelazny
Goodbye, and hello, as always.
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Wachowski Brothers, The Matrix Reloaded
If we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?
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Henry Steele
Men in authority will always think that criticism of their policies is dangerous. They will always equate their policies with patriotism, and find criticism subversive.
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Joe Schwartz
You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it.
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Andre Gide
One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.
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